really ~wierd~ insurance claims

1. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

2. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

3. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

4. I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.

5. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

6. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

7. An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

8. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

9. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

10. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

11. An indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

12. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.