Crazy Thoughts...

1. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

2. If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

3. If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

4. If there's an exception to every rule, isn't there an exception to that rule?

5. What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

6. Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

8. Did Adam and Eve have navels?

9. How can someone "draw a blank"?

10. How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

11. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor? And why do bars have parking lots?

12. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

13. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

14. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

15. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

16. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

17. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

18. What disease did cured ham actually have?

19. If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

20. What happens when you say “Hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?