Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Crazy Thoughts! part deux...


1. If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

2. Is there anything easier done than said?

3. Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

4. When you see the weather report, and it says "partly cloudy" and then, the next day, it says "partly sunny". What’s the difference?

5. Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?

6. If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

7. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

8. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

9. If the weather man says, "It's a 50% chance of rain," does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

10. Humans feel blue when they are sad. What color does a smurf feel when they are down?

11. If you mated a bull dog and a shitzsu, would it be called a bullshit?




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