Erm... this is a disclaimer to the females of the human species. Just before you continue to read this post... read this post with an open mind. It is intended to be humour and to provoke sly smirks~of~mirth.
I really am not a chauvinist.
Honest~
1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
5. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
6. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra?
When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went.
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